Elephants...?

   So I moved into my new apartment, which is gorgeous, about two or three weeks ago and the elephants upstairs have been getting worse. They aren't home all day but I believe they get home around 7pm or 8pm and they don't walk lightly. I seriously feel like they are going to come through the ceiling. I really hope that they find their damn watering hole soon!
  My other bone to pick with them is the fact that they constantly yell at their poor child. They don't speak english and I believe they are Arabian. They insist on yelling at the young boy mostly between the hours of 8pm-2am. He ends up crying for hours! Oh and the worst part? Their windows are open so you best believe that I can hear everything I just can't understand it.
   I'm thinking about writing them a letter and slipping it under their door. I'm not sure about it thought, I'm not really good at being nice so I'm pretty sure that my letter will come off a little too strong. Here is what I think the letter would sound like:

Dear unit 424,

  I'm writing you this letter to inform you of how loud you are. At night when you walk around I feel like I have elephants living above me because the footsteps are so heavy and you always insist on walking heavy late at night. I didn't know that this apartment complex allowed zoo animals. With that being said, please find your watering hole soon because I can't stand the constant stampeding upstairs. If it's a matter of money I don't mind helping you raise money for a small watering hole.
  Also, I get that children need to be disciplined but letting the child have 30 minutes of free time without you yelling at him would be not only great for him but for the rest of your neighbors. The next time that you plan on yelling at your child make sure that all your windows are closed and that it isn't 1am because the rest of us not only have jobs but don't want to hear about your child going through your room to find a pencil.

Thanks,
Your neighbors

p.s. If you feel that you have wrongly received this letter then please slip it under the door of the couple that insists on screaming at their young child late at night and have elephant tendencies.